Goofy kid… what were you, born in a barn?
“Goofy Kid… what were you, born in a barn.” I can’t tell you how many times that I heard this as a child or buy you books, and buy you books, and all you do is chew the covers off of them. Pretty well my dads way of saying, I love you, but are you stupid or what. My dad has sayings and words for a lot of situations. Maybe you have a few that you remember as a child.
Some more of my families:
As blind as a toad in a hell storm – in other words can’t see crap.
That’s as clear as mud – in other words, I don’t understand what the heck your talking about.
Blind in one eye and can’t see out the other – again, either you can’t see or missing something obvious.
Son, you couldn’t find a corner to pee in, in a round barn – This one was always as clear as mud, wasn’t sure how to take it.
Pushwater – Gasoline
Visiting Mrs. Jones – Bathroom
Turn that hippy music, Rio Speedbuggy down – Meaning my music was to loud, and all bands were Rio Speedbuggy ( REO Speedwagon).
Well that’s just a few, list some of your favorites!
The watercolor, is of a barn for a Christmas card that will be 5×7 and text creating a border around the outside of border.